A few places to visitAND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT Some of you may know already, but many of you do not, that our own Chris Dingwell was the victim of cruel, secret childhood experiments conducted in the dark socio-political mists of the 1960's Cold War by fish mongering, right-leaning leftist brigades of pseudo-entropic utopianist hillbillies living in the ancient ritual burial grounds of the Appalaichias, somewhere in North Carolina. Did I mention the UFO's? Spawned from the loins of almost perfectly respectable parents, lo and behold there were TWO! Yes indeed, Chris is the second of twins, but see for yourself who is the most evil |